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Penipu FAIL
baru kali ini gw ketawa baca broadcast message sampah..hahaha..cekidot :
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Dari temen gw:
Temen gue dpt sms dr orang y? mnta plsa trus di kerjain aja ama tmn gue, seru juga kl ngerjain penipu.. bgni ceritanya : =))
Pesan :
?PAPA lagi di kantor...
Dose of the Day: Yang tersisa dari Pasar Seni ITB... →
mmphee:
Mau cerita dikit ttg Pasar Seni ITB kemarin. sangat berkesan, tentunya selain acaranya yg sukses besar, gw juga bisa ketemu teman lama yang udah 3 tahunan ini ga pernah kontek2 *sigh padahal sama2 di bandung.
Tapi ada satu yang paling membekas, waktu gw ngeliat patung tiga mojang yang dipajang di…
HUAHAHA.. roda bajaj! bener jugak!!
Sampah
“Lo punya X? ih sori ya, menurut gw X itu sampah”
orang berpendidikan macam apa sih yang bisa ngomong kayak gini langsung di depan orang lain? gw baru2 ini chatting sama orang, dan dia komentar kayak gitu atas avatar gw. dalam hal ini, barang yang dia maksud itu bukan milik gw, so gw seharusnya ga ngambil offense yang dia kasih itu.
gw tadinya ga mau kesulut (buat apa juga, orang...
grilled cheesus
Finn: Mr. Shue? I have something to say. Something happened to me and I can’t really get into it but it’s shaking me to my core. Puck: Oh my god he’s coming out! Finn: Why, yes! There is a man who sort of recently came into my life and… that man is Jesus Christ. Puck: That’s way worse.
baru awal episode ngakaknya udah lebai :))))
September 2010
11 posts
Stereotypes #2
THE YOUNG PERSON’S GUIDE TO THE SATB CHOIR In any chorus, there are four voice parts: soprano, alto, tenor, and bass. Sometimes these are divided into first and second within each part, prompting endless jokes about first and second basses. There are also various other parts such as baritone, countertenor, contralto, mezzo soprano, etc., but these are mostly used by people who are either...
Stereotypes
Soprano I: Has the hardest part but tends to sing out of tune. A bit of an airhead Soprano II: So quiet so you can never hear them. Alto I: Don’t really do much, and don’t want to be here. Alto II: Have the absolute easiest part and cant even sing it. They tend to be obnoxious and a bit butch Tenors(I & II): Loud but good, tho a bit dumb Baritones: Just kind of there Basses:...
Tumblr vs. Facebook
Someone I don’t know adds me on facebook:
Someone I don’t know follows me on tumblr:
Someone writes on my facebook wall:
Someone writes in my tumblr ask box:
Lose a friend on facebook:
Lose a follower on tumblr:
Glee, Friends, HMIYM, Harry Potter. What’s not to like?
QS 2:286
Allah does not impose upon any soul a duty but to the extent of its ability; for it is (the benefit of) what it has earned and upon it (the evil of) what it has wrought:
Our Lord! do not punish us if we forget or make a mistake;
Our Lord! do not lay on us a burden as Thou didst lay on those before us,
Our Lord! do not impose upon us that which we have not the strength to bear;
and pardon us
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August 2010
6 posts