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theslapsgivers:

Easily the best part of Monday’s episode. To flex our TV-buff skills, we tried to see how many of the farewell one-liners we could place. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your priorities), we named all but two. Before scrolling down to see the complete list, flex your skills and see how many you can name.

Complete list (in order):  (asterisks on the ones we didn’t get)

  1. Weakest Link - “You are the weakest link. Goodbye.”
  2. Survivor - “The tribe has spoken.”
  3. Top Chef - “Please pack your knives and go.”
  4. Work of Art - “Your work of art didn’t work for us.”
  5. Flavor of Love - “Your time’s up!”
  6. Beauty and the Geek - “I have to ask you to leave the mansion.”
  7. Joe Millionaire - “You must leave the chateau.” *
  8. Rock of Love Bus - “Your tour ends here.”
  9. Chopped - “You’ve been chopped.”
  10. Big Brother - “You’ve been evicted from the Big Brother house.”
  11. Top Chef Just Desserts - “Your dessert just didn’t measure up.”
  12. RuPaul’s Drag Race - “Sashay away.”
  13. Hell’s Kitchen - “Give me your jacket and leave Hell’s Kitchen.”
  14. The Bachelor - “I’m sorry, you did not get a rose.”
  15. The Amazing Race - “You have been eliminated from the race.” *
  16. America’s Next Top Model - “You are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model.”
  17. The Apprentice - “You’re fired.”
  18. Project Runway - “Auf Wiedersehen.”

NPH NPH NPH NPH \m/


“Seriously, dude, he has got to go. You need to be, like: You are the weakest link. Goodbye. Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art didn’t work for us. Your time’s up! I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You’ve been chopped!” “Okay, I know, I…” “You’ve been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your dessert just didn’t measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell’s Kitchen. I’m sorry. You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model. You’re fired. Auf Wiedersehen!”

NPH, YOU DID IT AGAIN! hahhahahahha! ngakak tudemex!!

“Seriously, dude, he has got to go. You need to be, like: You are the weakest link. Goodbye. Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art didn’t work for us. Your time’s up! I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You’ve been chopped!”
“Okay, I know, I…”
“You’ve been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your dessert just didn’t measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell’s Kitchen. I’m sorry. You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model. You’re fired. Auf Wiedersehen!”

NPH, YOU DID IT AGAIN! hahhahahahha! ngakak tudemex!!

9gag:

FACT

and why did I check it before I read the caption? hahahahahaha.. dammit

9gag:

FACT

and why did I check it before I read the caption? hahahahahaha.. dammit

"Kelebihan modal dan kemampuan itu percuma saja karena hanya akan berhenti di tengah jalan." - Arifin Panigoro (Berbisnis itu tidak mudah)
Meh.

"Kelebihan modal dan kemampuan itu percuma saja karena hanya akan berhenti di tengah jalan." - Arifin Panigoro (Berbisnis itu tidak mudah)

Meh.

littlestellar:

-waffletopia:

fatthewwanski:

s3x

o_o

from cutie to slutty…bring back my Annie James!!

time flies : PROVEN.

littlestellar:

-waffletopia:

fatthewwanski:

s3x

o_o

from cutie to slutty…bring back my Annie James!!

time flies : PROVEN.

9gag:

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I need this feature.

9gag:

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fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin:

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS AGAIN=D=D
NEW BRACELETS IN, SHOW OFF YOUR AWKWARD-NESS, WITH NEW WHITE ONES!
CLICK THE PHOTO=D=D

TELL ME HOW TO GET ONE!

fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin:

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS AGAIN=D=D

NEW BRACELETS IN, SHOW OFF YOUR AWKWARD-NESS, WITH NEW WHITE ONES!

CLICK THE PHOTO=D=D

TELL ME HOW TO GET ONE!

Penipu FAIL

baru kali ini gw ketawa baca broadcast message sampah..hahaha..cekidot :
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Dari temen gw:
Temen gue dpt sms dr orang y? mnta plsa trus di kerjain aja ama tmn gue, seru juga kl ngerjain penipu.. bgni ceritanya : =))

Pesan :
?PAPA lagi di kantor polisi ada masalah , tolong belikan dulu pulsa 50rb ke nomor xxxxxx ,jangan telp PAPA dulu ?.. nanti PAPA ganti..

Tmn gue :
Ya ampun papa kenapa? Kok bs?

Penipu :
Ada masalah besar, belikan pulsa 50rb nanti papa ganti

Tmn gue :
Masalah apa? Jgn nakutin pah, adek gak ada duit, adek ambil uang di toko 300rb ya, 50 bwt pulsa 250rb bwt adek ya mw beli kerudung. Jd dilaci sisa 16,2jt

Penipu :
Ya, ambil 500rb buat pulsa papa, papa tunggu segera.

Tmn gue :
Tp mama lg ketempat bude, tgg mama aja ya, adek takut.

Penipu :
Mama sudah dikantor polisi sama papa, adek jgn takut, transfer aja uang nya 5jt ke rek ini xxx.xxx.xxxx (welaahh naekk lg 5jt, penipu kemaruk)

Tmn gue :
O iya lupa ? Bukannya papa polisi? tiap hari kan juga dikantor polisi (maaf pah adek suka amnesia)

Penipu :
ANJING LOE

slapcountdown:

vixxee:

“ahhhh! why are you in our bedroom?!”
“ahhhh! why are YOU in our bedroom?!”
“ahhhh! why is ellen degeneres in our bedroom?!”


NGAKAK TUDEMEX.

slapcountdown:

vixxee:

“ahhhh! why are you in our bedroom?!”

“ahhhh! why are YOU in our bedroom?!”

“ahhhh! why is ellen degeneres in our bedroom?!”

NGAKAK TUDEMEX.

pravitasari:

HAHAHAHA fak.

TGFUB = Thank God For the Unfollow Button.

pravitasari:

HAHAHAHA fak.

TGFUB = Thank God For the Unfollow Button.

Sialan gw ngakak.

Sialan gw ngakak.